[Verse 1]
Something 'bout Christmas makes me get horny
Once it hits 30 degrees I get bored
At my parents house
Pull out a yearbook
And see who's down

To hook up in my childhood room with
Justin Bieber staring at you
While I give you head
Under the stars
On my twin size bed
(The ones that glow in the dark)

[Pre-Chrorus]
It's fucking cold outside
And you been on my mind
So you should come over

[Chrorus]
For a not so silent night!
Woah... woah... woah...
A not so silent night!
Woah... woah... woah...

[Verse 2]
Since we met
I knew you'd be top of my naughty list
And I could be the girl
To make it better with a kiss

You could slide down my chimney
Forget Santa I want you on me
Comе and get your cookies
Sip my milk and you'll see

[Pre-Chrorus]
Jingle bеlls
All is well
When you have
Sex on Christmas Eve
[Chrorus]
Yeah, it's a not so silent night!
Woah... woah... woah...
A not so silent night!
Woah... woah... woah...

[Post-Chrorus]
A not so silent night (A not so silent night, a not so silent night, a not so silent night)
A not so silent night (A not so silent night, a not so silent night, a not so silent night)

[Outro]
Not so silent night
Unholy night
You inside of me
While my parents sleep
While they're sleeping
We're gonna fuck all night