[Verse 1]
The altar has all been set
I'm laying you down to rest
Cuz I laid with you once
And you just fucked with my head
I over-empathized
Came up with reasons why
You never grow up, so I'm
Saying my final goodbye

[Pre-Chorus]
It's better to mourn and move on
It's easier killing you off
We know days like this can be rough
So, how nice of you to show up

[Chorus]
W-W-W-Welcome babe the music's starting, better take your seat
Gonna be a quick one since nobody's sorry
No one came to grieve
I didn't write a eulogy, oh
But I wore my best jewelry, oh
Isn't it beautiful?
Standing at your temporary funeral

[Verse 2]
I bet you've been missing me
I needed some time to think
Like will we be serving drinks
To chase back the taste that you leave
[Pre-Chorus]
It's better to mourn and move on
It's easier killing you off
We know days like this can be rough
So, how nice of you to show up

[Chorus]
W-W-W-Welcome babe the music's starting, better take your seat
Gonna be a quick one since nobody's sorry
No one came to grieve
I didn't write a eulogy, oh
But I wore my best jewelry, oh
Isn't it beautiful?
Standing at your temporary funeral

[Interlude]
La, la, la you're dead to me
Ha, ha now you're regreting me (ooh!)
Na, na you're no friend to me
You're dead to me

[Bridge]
'Cause Nick would lead me on and Jasper fucked around
And Noah broke my heart and Zach let me down
Thought I'd throw a party for the dead without a wake?
There's far too much to celebrate
[Spoken Interlude]
Welcome to the show, better take your seats
There are exit rows on each side of the building
Right and left, in case of emergency

[Chorus]
I didn't write a eulogy, oh
But I wore my best jewelry, oh
Isn't it beautiful?
Standing at your temporary funeral

[Outro]
La, la, la you're dead to me
Ha, ha now you're regreting me
Na, na you're no friend to me
Standing at your temporary-
La, la, la you're dead to me
Ha, ha now you're regreting me
Na, na you're no friend to me
Standing at your temporary funeral