[Verse]
I thought Jude Law had ruined love for me
Cause they wrote him too well in The Holiday
Didn't know what else to blame for my high expectations
So when anybody asks that's what I say
And my parents are so in love, it's disgusting
Had a meet-cute at sleepaway camp
Got engaged after only six months of dating
And have been obsessed with each other ever since

[Chorus]
Assumed I was doomed from the very beginning
Perfectionist, eldest who avoids falling and spinning
Into love like the plaguе
But you proved me wrong, what elsе can I say?

[Verse]
Every date I'd ever had was a rerun
Of some half-wit sitcom romance
As the laugh track would play over a busted cliche
I think "Do I even stand a chance?"
But you burst into my life through the back door
Knocked every breath straight out of my chest
I am gasping but grinning
Pessimissism is spliting
You fill the pit the distrust left
[Chorus]
Assumed I was doomed from the very beginning
A hypocrite romantic who avoids falling and spinning
Into love like the plague
But you proved me wrong, what else can I say?

[Bridge]
Maybe this is the end
Roll the credits and then
We'll get our moment off-screen
The theatre lights rise
We're alone for the first time
I guess it's just you and me
I guess it's just you and me
You and me

[Chorus]
Assumed I was doomed from the very beginning
A [x] nihilist who avoids falling and spinning
Into love like the plague
But you proved me wrong, what else can I say?