Chris is old, he's gonna die from being too old
He won't give up on us, that don't mean he ain't old
Yeah, he's still old, he puts cheese in his eggs, that don't mean its okay
'Cuz he's still so old, yeah he smells like dust
Chris is old...
Yeah, Chris is old, Chris is old, Chris is old...
I won't give up on Chris, just because his knees are weak
Chris is old