[Intro: Nakano-ke no Itsuzugo]
-no katachi wa
Dokidoki kimochi afureteku
Tanjunna kotae janai
Mikanseina watashi demo
Sukitte ītai

[Verse 1: Kinori]
Ay, ay, got a teaching job, but I ain’t expect much
'Till 5 girls were on my pp and they givin' me the suck
All of this is new to me, I haven't felt a woman's touch
But now I’m feeling like a chad licking all up in their butts

Like, 1 2 3 4 5
All girls are gon’ be mine
Got a steady paying job and these quintuplets on my line
Simpin’ for these 2D biddies
They got massive goddamn tiddies
Finna kiss up on their thick ass thighs and give those things a hickey, yuh

[Verse 2: Pinecone]
Yotsuba the best, yeah shе’s the goat
Got a 0 on her test, how? I don’t know
Havе to tutor her well, to keep her afloat
727 pp 'cuz of a choke
[Verse 3: Kinori]
Ay, letting Nino abuse me
Slapped me in the face like she was trynna be Bruce Lee
Tryna suck 'em toes 'cuz they be lookin hella juicy
Barking on my knees, I just want her choose me

Ay, Nino’s armpits looking juicy trynna get a lick
Whisper "when you see it" in her ear, now she want my kids
Hella down bad, I’d do anything to squeeze them tits
Feeling like I’m Kariyu playing osu! simping for these chicks

[Verse 4: Kariyu]
Simpin’ for these chicks there’s only one, her name is Miku
Oil up her titties now her clothes is fuckin’ see-through
Came so much I died they put my ass on Chubby emu
Still, I cannot lie I only simp for Ayunda Risu

Full cock in that bitch her ass Ascension to Heaven
Ichika really be a treash, I gotta teach her a lesson
She throw it back, I jump on that shit like my name prolly Will Stetson
And when I’m finished streaming, I prolly go back to depression (I need some help)

[Pinecone]
(So I just read the manga, and the one who wins is--)

[Outro: Nakano-ke no Itzugo]
Dokidoki chotto zuruikedo
Go tōbun no ja iyadakara
Watashi no kimochi hane
Kimi wa dō nano?