[Verse 1: Slxrppy]
Chika gonna ride my dick
Keep a harem, I don't pick
Swerving in the fuckin' whip
Got a .9 right on my hip
I'ma fuck and then I dip
Me and Chika makin' flips
OSU gang, the fuckin' clique
On my dick she take a lick
I hit her to the Chika dance
One shot and we throwing hands
Give a fuck about your mans
You talk shit, I'm counting bands
I might go and fuck a fan
We gon' pull up where he stand
Asian ho, from Japan
Blowing up just like Iran

[Verse 2: Pinecone]
Playing League since I was seven
User review book, chapter eleven
Taking dicks, it feels like heaven
Think the biggest dick's from Kevin
All these ho's, I just discarded
Watch your ass, it looks unguardеd
Wait, oh no, it just farted
I don't know, I'm retarded
I just droppеd at lap ten of the fitness gram pacer
Did my math work wrong in school so I use an eraser
I'm popping off in League bro, holy crap, I'm Faker
Now I go home and abuse my sandwich maker
[Verse 3: Slxrppy]
And my shawty hella fine, pink hair, Zero-Two
Diamonds flashing on my wrist and they look like Pikachu
Got an E-Girl, goth bitch, and her hair blue
Posted up with OSU gang, and we cookin' in the stu
Ayy, pirate bitch, her name is Nami
Sippin' wine, I'm sippin' saki
Eat that pussy, teriyaki
Fuckin' MILF's, not fuckin' lolis
Watching hentai, that's my hobby
Need a bitch to come and top me
She give me head, she give me sloppy
No ones gonna fuckin' stop me

[Verse 4: Kinori]
Lookin' like a poopyhead, 'cause I took a shit
Me and Slxrppy kinda gay, so we like to lick our dicks
Lil Balut kinda weird, yeah, he got a long nip
Feeling like my homie Curry Crusher 'cause my dick is limp
You sussy lil' baka, why you acting like imposter?
Pull an Awesome Gohan 'cause I'll turn you into fodder
Told my mom I wanna rap and not become a scholar
Nutted in my homie and he was yelling poggers
Gotta do my [?], that shit be kinda tough
Free my homie [?], please give him a buff
Slxrppy rappin' bout his bands, but his dick look like a duck
His penis so deformed, he's just beggin' to be cucked
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
My homies give me kisses when I'm tryna get on League
Slxrppy fucking me too hard, put that shit in slow motion
I just bukakke'd his face, dick is wet like the ocean