[Intro: Swiftzy]
Sai
Man, I actually had a plan today
Like I was actually gonna do something
Make some moves, you know?
But... anime sounded like a really good idea, right now
So... you know what? Fuck it

[Chorus: Swiftzy]
Dandere, dandere, fucking up my plan today
Had to do some shit, but I'm like, fuck it, watch some anime
Say you in the crib, damn, I guess I take 'em runaways
Got these waifus in my head, [?] out the lingerie
Tsundere, tsundere, fucking up my plan today
Had to do some shit, but I'm like, fuck it, watch some anime
Quintuplets to my room, and they greeting me like namaste
[?] look Hawaiian, now I'm blowing out her vеrtebrae

[Verse 1: Kinori]
Got my waifu on me, I don't еven care
'Til I pulled up to her place, and she tied me to a chair
She is into BDSM, but I wasn't aware
Then I asked for her name, and then she said it was Pierre
Ayy, ayy, five hoes on me
She got big tits, call her mommy
And I speak French, I say "Oui, oui!"
But I feel Bri'ish drinking this tea, ayy
Anime girls, and you know that they 2D
Six in this harem, like I'm in a movie
We do a little trolling, 'cause I'm a bit goofy
Out in Japan, and we eatin' some sushi
Swiftzy out here looking like he gigachad
And he got a big-ass booty, so I'm calling him bad
Pull up to the playground and we playing some tag
I hate it when YouTube gives me two goddamn ads, ayy (Darling)
[Chorus: Swiftzy]
Dandere, dandere, fucking up my plan today
Had to do some shit, but I'm like, fuck it, watch some anime
Say you in the crib, damn, I guess I take 'em runaways
Got these waifus in my head, [?] out the lingerie
Tsundere, tsundere, fucking up my plan today
Had to do some shit, but I'm like, fuck it, watch some anime
Quintuplets to my room, and they greeting me like namaste
[?] look Hawaiian, now I'm blowing out her vertebrae

[Verse 2: Swiftzy]
Ohay' senpai (Senpai), search him up on hentai
I'm just going crazy, you can call me Yuno Gasai
I'm not an incel but these nekos lookin' kawaii
Never love a trap, but they cute, [?]
Look at Rias Gremory, I'm losing all my memory
Her titties are a remedy, [?] is my enemy
Then oh my god, Uzaki, no, don't stop me, [?]
They blowin' me like dynamo, my dick is turning into gold
Like, woah, take a step back
I'm on Veibae's stream and I'm filling up the chat
Then she mentioned me, guess I'ma Super Chat
I just fell for Mori Calliope, shit, my bad
Took her to my room and looked her in her eyes
She hit me with the "Baka dakura
Yamete senpai", I reply with "Yamete? [?]" (Onii-chan)
Then we had a body pillow fight
[Chorus: Swiftzy]
Dandere, dandere, fucking up my plan today
Had to do some shit, but I'm like, fuck it, watch some anime
Say you in the crib, damn, I guess I take 'em runaways
Got these waifus in my head, [?] out the lingerie
Tsundere, tsundere, fucking up my plan today
Had to do some shit, but I'm like, fuck it, watch some anime
Quintuplets to my room, and they greeting me like namaste
[?] look Hawaiian, now I'm blowing out her vertebrae

[Outro: Mori Calliope]
"皆さん！
今日の楽しいライブ配信に来てくれて誠にありがとうございます。
今日もラップしたいと思います。では、始めましょうか?"