I just really hate your face
Though I know that won’t surprise you
But to me your skin is one giant wart
And your laugh’s one big snort
And you stink
So, in short
I despise you!

You disgrace the human race
Cause you’re more of a mosquito
I would rather have the dentist and drill
Than this swine in the swill
And if you were a bill
I would veto!

And if the world was perfect
You would be gone without a trace
But since the world could never be that great
I’ll just hate your stupid face