Secure the bag, know what I'm sayin'?
Farting on this beat
Ayo, Perish, gotta fart boy

People fart like nuclear explosions
At least I smelt it or I dealt it
Dude on the bus, thinking that I don’t notice
I suffocate with every next fart

20 hours smelling old farts
Down the south coast, through the hot wind
20 hours got to know him
Suffocating in the perfume

Farts were ripped so hard I couldn’t even breathe
He farted so much I called him the last airbender
And evеry winter, he farts out a jumbo Christmas tree
Farting sweet pеrfume I smelt at 18

Oh, whoa, oh
Farts, oh no
(screams)

Uh, I rеminisce about the cheek squeak
Wind breaks, I get it, 'cause nothing lasts right?
Yeah, and then it blew into the A.C
Causing a commotion and it stank up the whole grocery
Ay, ripping farts, on the kids
Then it flew just a little too close to the fan
Now it’s finished, now it’s through
Guess we knew one day it would have to come out

20 hours smelling old farts
Down the south coast, through the hot wind
20 hours on that old bus
Suffocating in the perfume

Farts were ripped so hard I couldn’t even breathe
He farted so much I called him the last airbender
And evеry winter, he farts out a jumbo Christmas tree
Farting sweet perfume I smelt at 18