There once was a lad by the age of three
He loved Beyblades and Nick TV
His father burst in and got on one knee
He told him he was getting some milk

Oh no his father is gone
And he won't come back
Boy that didn't take long
Soon may his father may come if he makes the NBA

Now this boy grew up, he is now 19
And he lives a good life, even got a boo thing
Until one day she said to him "I'm leaving you for Eugene"

Oh no that's the name of his dad
But he had to be sure, this is rеal real bad
His now ex girl put a picture of him, and at last it was dеar old dad

This boy found out his dad's a jest
He said "I'm about to go make a mess"
He knocked once on his fathers door
And there stood one Eugene

"Oh son I've been gone too long"
"I apologize to you and of course to mom"
But before Eugene could even finish that thought
He got hit with the crisp one two