[Verse 1]
Take care of me, i am your baby
You must feed me, i am so hungry
Nevermind the fact that i look 30
This is no act, i am your baby

[Chorus]
I assure you ma'am, i am your baby
Please stop screaming, i am your baby
No fun allowed, you have a baby
A roommate until you’re 80

[Verse 2]
Give me some milk to grow big and strong
Replace the dumpster as my new mom
How can you say no to this face?
Ignore this moustache, it's just a fake

[Chorus]
I assure you ma'am, i am your baby
Please stop screaming, i am your baby
No fun allowed, you have a baby
A roommate until you’re 80

[Verse 3]
Found you online looking for a date
Skip that step, go right to the mistake
This baby's living in your spare room
Don't look surprised, i came from your womb
[Instrumentals]

[Outro]
The doctor didn't say when you were due
But i lost my job and my rent is soon
Stop looking at me like i'm lazy
The world is tough out here for babies