[Intro]
Wow, these are some really good lyrics, Andy
Thank you, I wrote them
Lemme see that
You didn't write these
Yes I did, Carter
Thank you, you can go now
So anyway, yeah, not to brag
But, uh, I'm like a... genius

[Verse 1]
You filthy plagiarist
You stole those SOAD lyrics
I did no such thing, I did no such thing
I have never heard of System Of A Down in my entire life
How'd you know that acronym
When you've never heard of them?
I have never heard of System Of A Down in my entire life
Confess to it
You'rе caught red-handed
That's what you think

[Chorus]
Beliеve me
Yeah right, believe the plagiarist
Believe me
Take his word for it, if you're stupid
You're just mad that your parents got divorced last week
What the hell, man?
Mine still love each other, I think
Irrelevant
He's completely obsessed with me
And my family
Cuz we're happy
[Post-Chorus]
Kids, get back in your seats
Or so help me, God
I will send you two to detention

[Verse 2]
You cannot tell on me
You have no credibility
I win all arguments using this method
Undefeated in the art of wit and logic
Take a look what happens
When I Google these lyrics
Hah! I proved it, bitch
You didn't write shit
This so-called System Of A Down clearly copied me
What the shit?! You're so manipulative
Well, kind of
Well, not kind of
Definitely

[Chorus]
I have never heard of System Of A Down in my entire life
Yeah right, believe the plagiarist
Believe me
Take his word for it, if you're stupid
You're just mad that your parents got divorced last week
What the hell, man?
Mine still love each other, I think
Irrelevant
He's completely obsessed with me
And my family
Cuz we're happy
[Post-Chorus]
Kids, get back in your seats
Or so help me, God
I will send you two to dete-
Hey, get off of him! Keep your hands to yourself!

[Verse 3]
[unintelligible] ...society
My name is Serj Tankian
He's Daron Malakian
His name is Shavo
His name is John something
We are System Of A Down
The real System Of A Down
My name is Serj Tankian
He's Daron Malaki-
M-my name is Serj Tankian
My name is Serj Tankian
We are System Of A Down
The real System Of A Down
This song was made by the band System of a Down

[Outro]
These are some really good lyrics, Andy
Thank you, I wrote them