[Verse 1]
Congratulations (You're dead) (Woo!)
Welcome to heaven
Let's get you checked in
Sign here, please
Don't get excited
It's not different

[Pre-Chorus]
Get to work, it's nine to five
Your soul has been bought
Bought, it's now privatized
Contract signed
On dotted line
Now work 'til you turn 65

[Chorus]
Billion years old
What a deal
Wonder who thought of that

[Verse 3]
But wait, there is more (Woah)
Exit through the gift shop
And look at all, look at all the stuff
Ooh, that one looks good (Good, good, good, good)
But it will look better on you (on you)
[Pre-Chorus]
Get to work, it's nine to five
Your soul has been bought
Bought, it's now privatized
Contract signed
On dotted line
Now work 'til you turn 65
Billion years old, what a deal
I wonder who thought of that
Would you be surprised to find that
God's a pile of cash

[Chorus]
God's a great big
Pile of cash
Pray to receive your scraps (Oh my!)
There's a light
It's not your time
Return to your life

Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye

[Outro]
Stop dying, stop dying, stop dying, stop dying
(Gasp)
Oh my God it worked!