[Intro]
How would I describe me?
Well...

[Chorus]
I'm a basic, basic, basic man
I'm a basic, basic, basic man
I'm a basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic man
I'm a basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic man

[Verse 1]
How would I describe me?
I am basically
Seeking a basic woman
For whom to sing my basic song

[Chorus]
Basic, basic, basic, basic, basic man
I'm a basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic man

[Bass Solo]

[Verse 2]
How would I describe my ideal wife?
She would literally be basically exceptionally average
If indeed you meet these strict criteria
You could possibly be a candidate to be my one and only basic wife
[Bridge]
Please apply to be my basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic woman
Be my basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic woman

[Chorus]
I'm a basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic man
I'm a basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic, basic man

[Bass Solo Outro]