Pleasantries
I’ll Suck You Off Cuz I’m a Good Friend (After the Pandemic)
[Verse 1]
What a silly game we play
All of our lives are intertwined
But we make it hard!

For each other!
Let's start over!
You're my brothers!

I talked to my friend Jon one day
He seemed stressed, I asked him if he's ok
He said, Nah. I'm feelin' fuckin' shit
I don't got the time to jerk off my little dick
"I said, ok...
Uh!"

[Chorus]
(I'll suck you off)
I'll suck you off 'cuz I'm a good friend
And I'd like you to feel better!
But just this once
(Just this once)
Or at least not every day
(Not every day, okay?)

[Verse 2]
Who was I kidding?
I sucked all my friends that day
They wеre all so stressed
But now thеy're okay!
My mouth hurts!
But it's worth the pain
I can't swallow anything but ice cream
"Ow... ouch"

"…alright fine"

[Chorus]
(I'll suck you off)
I'll suck you off 'cuz I'm a good friend
And I'd like you to feel better!
But just this once
(Just this once)
Or at least not every day
(Not every day, okay?)