Pleasantries
It’s All Natural!
[Verse 1]
I heard you got the vax
You're vaccinated
That is great

I have a good idea
That I could really
Use your help with

[Chorus 1]
Please take this bag and
Fill it with your blood
So my dad can drink it

He's not sick yet
But just in case
We can't be too safe

[Verse 2]
My dad's a tough guy
At least in my eyes
He's Superman
"Wh- what's that in the sky?
Hehe, it's just my dad, hehe."

He's nearly 63
He really needs
To be inoculated
"So, I really need that blood, uh, pretty soon
I mean, like, now would be great"
[Chorus 2]
With your blood in his
Stomach, he definitely
Will never die

No need for concern
I know this will work
I read it online
"And it's all-natural"

[Outro, Spoken]
"Uh. I mean, it's just... it's just blood, I mean, uh, everyone has it
There's no additives, uh, it's pure, it's healthy, uh...
It's, uh, it's not vegan, but he doesn't mind
Uh... so, yeah. Thank you so much
Oh. You look tired."