[Mother]
Wait until your father hears of this
You shit, you'll get it now!

[Dad]
There's my boy
I've been waiting with this belt
With his name on it

It hurts me as I strike thee
But I must uphold my home's sanctity

[Both]
You'll get it now!

[Son]
Please
Daddy

[Dad]
"I won't hear it!
Go to your room!"

[Son]
I hate you, Dad and Mother!
I am now an adult!
I'm 15; you're so mean!
"I can't stand it here anymore!
You don't understand me!"
[Son, Bridge]
Yeah, you're my baby
And I'm your man
I love you, baby
You understand me
You never make me weep

"You never make me weep
No...
I never weep when I'm with you
I fuckin' love you
Let's go gеt some pad thai, bitch."

[Outro]
"Hello?"
"Yeah, is this Thai Exprеss?"
"What? No, this is not-"
"I'll have the pad thai."
"Uh look, man, I think you got-"
"Make that two, bitch."