Pleasantries
The Smartest (Most Well-Adjusted) Boy
[Verse 1]
No one really matters but you (true!)
Your feelings are always correct (that's true!)
No one gets sadder than you (true!)
So you can treat everyone bad (that's true!)
[Verse 2]
No one is smarter than you! (true!)
You only have original thoughts! (that's true!)
Everyone else's opinions are wrong! (true!)
So they are not deserving of love! (that's true!)
[Verse 3]
If someone disagrees with you! (what!)
Punch them in the face! (uh-oh!)
It's fine because they made you mad! (what!)
They should not have done that! (uh-oh!)
[Verse 4]
If you get mad enough! (what!)
Murder is probably fine! (uh-oh!)
As long as no one does it to you! (what!)
Murder is totally cool!