[Intro]
"Ahem..."
"INITIALIZING ENCOURAGEMENT SIMULATION!"

Just think you are cool
And succ-cessful

[Chorus]
YOU SUCC-CESS-FUL
YOU SUCC-CESS-FUL!

[Verse 1]
Hey, I am your dad
I'm proud of you, son!
You are the one in my heart

Son, I'm back from the dead!
And me and your dad
Are in love again

[Interlude 1]
"PAUSING ENCOURAGEMENT SIMULATION!"
"How ya feelin'?
Ooh you're looking rough!
You look like you need another hit, heeeh?
HIT IT!"
"RESUMING ENCOURAGEMENT SIMULATION!"
"ALRIGHT WE GET IT!"
[Chorus]
YOU SUCC-CESS-FUL
YOU SUCC-CESS-FUL!

[Verse 2]
Hey, it's me your first love
It's back how it was
You're still the one in my heart

Hey, I taught you in first grade
I'm sorry for the ways
I criticized your finger paintings!

"Heeey, it's me your boss and uhh...
I just think you're really cool
Auuuhhhghghgh here's a raise, you can have my pay too
And you can kick me in the dick if you want
(Aughgh)!"

[Chorus]
YOU SUCC-CESS-FUL
YOU SUCC-CESS-FUL!

[Interlude 2]
"...PAUSING ENCOURAGEMENT SIMULATION"
"Okay, god damn! Look, pal, you just kicked your own boss in the dick. If that doesn't make you feel better then I don't know what will! and it's my job to know!"
YOU

"Y-your time's up, anyway!"

SUCK

"Get out of here!"

YOU SUCC-CESS-FUL
YOU (YOU) SUCC (SUCC)-CESS (CESS)-FUL! (FUL!)

[Outro]
"ENCOURAGEMENT SIMULATION TERMINATED"
"Have a nice life!"