[Verse 1]
I cried at a birthday card
Yesterday 'cause someone wrote their 'R's like you
Can't park next to yellow cars
'Cause of that Volkswagen your dad let you use

[Pre-Chorus]
And I can't walk past that old streetlight in Camden
Without thinking 'bout what happened
Oh, what happened?
'Cause

[Chorus]
I used to know your secrets
We hid them on rocky beaches
That's why it hurts you're leaving
All that's left are side effects of
Spending our nights together
Hiding from British weather
You used to give me sweaters
All that's left are side effects of
You, you
You, you

[Verse 2]
You ruined every pub quiz, Sunday lunches
Every time I think that I'm falling in, love
And I bet
You know how inconvenient this is for me
'Cause all I watch are movies I'm an optimist
So sue me
[Pre-Chorus]
Now I can't walk past your favourite pub in Clapham
Without thinking 'bout what happened
Oh, what happened?
'Cause

[Chorus]
I used to know your secrets
We hid them on rocky beaches
That's why it hurts you're leaving
All that's left are side effects of
Spending our nights together
Hiding from British weather
You used to give me sweaters
All that's left are side effects

[Bridge]
Now all I see are your effects of
Blonde hair so I changed mine
New sheets so I don't lie
Left you by the seaside
Oh, and I used to
Scream your name at midnight
Liv always said you're a bad guy
A villain after some red wine, oh
Blonde hair so I changed mine
New sheets so I don't lie
Left you by the seaside, oh-ohh
Six months I was doe-eyed
Woke up to a landslide
I woke up and you weren't mine
So
[Outro]
Now you don't know my secrets
You take her to all our beaches
God, it hurts to see what I'm seeing
All that's left are side effects of
Spending our nights together
Hiding from British weather
You used to give me sweaters
All that's left are side effects of
You, you
You, you