[Chorus]
Bitch, I'm lit off the elixir
And none the homies drivin' home, don't got a ride
I go retarded off the mixture
Can you stay with me on the phone tonight?
Whenever I look at your picture
Can't help but wish that I was by your side
Throw up a peace sign, pull my zipper
And show my cleavage just to catch your eye

[Verse]
I did an impression of Spongebob
You said it was funny and I cringed inside
I used to hide weed in my lunchbox
Your friends would smell it and tell me to go die
I wish I talked to you at parties
But I was scared because I thought you'd think I'm lame
I thought I was so cool and artsy
But I just realize I acted really gay

[Chorus]
Now, I'm lit off the elixir
And none the homies drivin' home, don't got a ride
I go retarded off the mixture
Can you stay with me on the phone?
[Interlude]
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
On phone tonight

[Chorus]
Whenever I look at your picture
Can't help but wish that I was by your side
Throw up a peace sign, pull my zipper
And show my cleavage just to catch your eye
Bitch, I'm lit off the elixir
And none the homies drivin' home, don't got a ride
I go retarded off the mixture
Can you stay with me on the phone tonight?

[Outro]
Fuck yeah, dude, that guy's gonna wanna rail my ass so hard when this comes out