[Skit - BROKIE and BROKIE's BF]
Phone buzzing
Phone buzzing
Hm?
Phone buzzing
Hrm, what the fuck? (Phone buzzing)
Phone buzzing
Oh!
Answers FaceTime
Hey babe
Hey shitter!
Hey, so, me and the guys were wonderin' if you wanted to just come out to see this new movie at like- 4:30ish and then you can just come back to my place and we can hang out?
Ehhhh I don't know. Maybe. What's it about?
It's about this guy who's like a pirate- in space and uhh- I don't know it's weird
Heh. It sounds cool but I don't know if I wanna go out tonight
C'mon. It's been- 3 weeks since I've seen you and the crew misses you and I miss you
Ok! Fine, fine. I'll go. Lemme just get dressed and find a ride
Sick! By the way, you should wear the one skirt since it's a little hot out today and I don't really want my little lady burnin' up
Skirt? I- I don't know. Maybe I could wear shorts if you'd rather me wear that
Shorts? But dude, you could totally stab that skirt way better
Yeah but like- what about the other guys?
Dude, fuck what they have to say. Just- come as yourself. I- I like you better when you are you
I'll take that into consideration form now on
Ok! See you soon
Hey hun?
Yeah?
Thanks. And, uhh, I love you
Don't mention it. I love you too. I'll see you
Bye
FaceTime ends
God, I love that guy
Where's my beanie at? (Where's my beanie at?)