ISSBROKIE
a poem about weeaboos
[Intro]
Yo
Lil' Disappointment
Doing this in one take
Uhh, this is for all my weebs out there
Yeah, ok yeah
[Verse]
Please do not diss me ’cus I'm a weeaboo
Know I'm jackin’ off to hentai while I'm eatin' food
You know I finna marry my body pillow, I'm like, "I do"
Fucking on a girl that's half my age because she's being lewd
I know it's rude running tracks like I run the mile
She's 15, but I swear that I’m not a pedophile
I swear to God I’m not, I got both of my hands on Bibles
All you normies dissin' me because I got style
I’m 26, yet I got my mom feeding me
I own a ton of weapons that I cannot use legally
Like nunchucks, swords that are out of thе case
And I can see a pair of titties from a mile away
'Cus I'm a virgin and I wеar a furry tail to school
Tipping fedoras, and I know you think that I'm super cool
I’m fat as fuck and when I see a little girl, I just drool
If you diss my Naruto headband, then you just a fool
I'm gone
[Outro]
Dear random SoundCloud user
I am the comment samurai who also goes by the username xx420weedgod- uh- squirrelfucker666
And I would like to make a complaint
Uh, not all weeaboos and otakus, uh- fuck 15 year old girls or want to
Uh, we don't all, uh- use nunchucks and weapons like that
Uh- I don't because uh-
I mean I would but I don't have enough money because I don't have a job
Uh- but I wa- I just wanted that you have been warned and, uh, I will fuck you up dude, I'm not playin' around
I got the Sharingan, peace