[Intro]
Uh uh kawaii day
Conichiwa
Uh, Japanese words
Uh, I'm not, uh
Uh
Oh, yea, um
Yea

[Verse]
Yea I love me some hentai
And I'm gonna masturbate 'till I'm bone dry
Hentai haven yeah I call that shit a gold mine
When I see a girl I tip my hat and fix my boe tie
Yuh, stay tip in my fadora
When I go to school my teachers tellin' me to grow up
Little do they know that when I rap I'm gonna blow up
I'm gonna explode like a shaken up soda
Yuh, I haven't had the sweet touch of a woman
Since I was like 11 yea what a shame
Because when I'm on hentai haven
That's a hentai hеaven grab the lotion and I go insane
Cuz whеn I'm eatin' on them tater tots
I've gotten hotter girl than any girl that Channing Tatums got
And when I'm strokin' my humongous cock
With a metal Glock you'll be shot if you're on my block
Like a busy street don't cross me, ooh
Talkin' bout little girls you lost me, ooh
I'm so fucking cool when I go to fucking jail
I'm so cold that they got to defrost me, ooh
[Interlude]
Mom I really just fail to see a reasoning why you can't
Buy me a body pillow for my birthday

[Bridge]
I'm a disappointment to my family, ooh
Really they just don't understand me, ooh
I can't even walk cuz I'm too fucking fat
When I walk I be looking like bambi, ooh
When I watch hentai it's my own world
I ate too many pizzas and I think I'm gonna hurl
And now if you'd excuse me I gotta go twirl
My extremely tiny penis to 10 year old girls

[Outro]
Dude, who are animated
W-W-Who are animated, who are animated
Dude, they're not fucking real
Not-not real ones not real ones ani-
Not real ones
Fuck