Pimp of the Nation
[Verse 1]
There's only two types of men
Pimps and John's
There's one type of bitch
And that's a ho
God damn holly hooker this is my world
God damn time to go
Where's my dough
It's starting to snow
All I want is the dollas
I've been a pimp so long I knew gahndi when he had an afro

Pimp, hold my dick like a holster
All the girls want a Kid Rock poster
And be able to both stay looked at
The number one pimp with the number one rap
What's up with that
Well I'm a cool cat
With the rap
That's harder than a pimp slap
And because I do so much pimping
One day I'll probably walk with a limp
And drive a big Lincoln
Wearing an unbuttoned shirt
And be a fifty-five year old pervert
But for now rap's the occupation
But one day watch I'll be Pimp Of The Nation
[Verse 2]
Hoes are rustlic
Daddy's in the house
We got hoes and hoes and hoes
Prices so low
We pratically given the coochie coo away
Shake that booty, Shake that booty
Its not a bake sell, its a cake sell
God Damn It

Pimp of the Nation, I could be it
As a matter of a fact, I for see it
But only pimping hoes with the big tush
While you be left pimping Barbra Bush
What's up granny
First name Annie
Dried up cunt and a sagging fanny
The highlight of your sex adventures
You wanna suck this take out your denchers
A show of life is all I'm giving
Old pimp young hoes is how I'm living
But for now rap's the occupation
But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation

[Verse 3]
I got all the hookers, God Damn It
I got Sensational Sherry, Juicy Lucy, Nasty Nancy, and Tammy Toe Jam
All of them ready, willing, and able to give the mack daddy all the dollas
And all the coochie coo till death do we part
I have hoes like horses in a stable
Rich, famous, willing, and able
First off Ja Ja Kubore and tiffer gore
Is my highest paid whore
And for some hot booty waxing
Fake ass Latoya Jackson
Rosanne Barr is my newest trick
While on the beach I prune her with the dick
And the bitch who fucks with my cash
Robin Givens I'll whip your ass
Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock
Don't you fuck with me
I'll be Pimp of the Nation

[Verse 4]
One nation under a pimp
Getting paid cause suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Getting paid cause suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Getting paid cause suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Getting paid cause suckers is pussy whipped

Ah yeah who's pimping out there
Uh huh
The Midwest is pimping
Detroit is pimping
Mt. Clemens is pimping
Romeo is pimpin
The black man he pimping
KDC he's pimping
Bo your pimping
I said Tom he's pimping
Chuck and Murph their pimping
D he's pimping
Boner is pimping
Ben he pimping
Ralph C is pimping
The young brothers are pimping
Eli your pimping
I said Tony your pimping
Hey Chicago your pimping
Mr. Lee your pimping
My pops is pimping
My bro D he's pimping
Jay C he's pimping
Dice Sound is pimping
Dougie Doug is pimping
D-Nice he's pimping
Chuck Nice is pimping
Barry White he's pimping
New York's pimping
I said Philly is pimping
Oakland your pimping
Too Short your pimping
Arseno Hall your pimp...pimp...pimping
Eddie Murphy your pimping
Jive Records your pimping
RCA is pimping
Top Dogg is pimping
Michael Jackson, Ah you ain't pimping shit
Ah hah hah
Word em up
Word em up
Kid Rock
Kid...Kid Rock
Kid...Kid Rock
And I'm Pimp of the Nation
Hah hah haha
You stay on third base
I'm goin home with the bacon baby