I staple weasels to walls
I staple weasels to doors
I staple weasels to dolls
I staple weasels to floors
I staple weasels to houses
I staple weasels to mouses
I nail weasels to roofs
I staple weasels to hooves
I don’t hate weasels

I just hate one
And they’re named “Staples the Weasel.”
Ya see, last summer, Staples the Weasel decided to set my car on fire then sleep with my wife
That kind of stuff really hurts
Fuck you, staples