Logan Hughes (Shadow Logan Show)
Actually Factually
[Intro]
What the fuck!

[Verse 1, Logan]
I'm needing some beating right now
I gonna go beat that cow
Call the cops they can't unrape you
Ha ha, just kidding of kidding until I grape you!

I'm goin' through my mind
Asking what kind of grape there is
Trying to find nothing in my mind

[Verse 2. Pancake]
Actually factually, she never came back to me
If I ever walk up to her she's just gonna slap me
But one thing I can guarantee
Is that I'm gonna go on a spree
Then after I'm done I'm gonna go to the sea
So I can become completely obsolete

[Verse 3, Logan]
Jesus, I'm living a fiction
This ain't my own mission
Livin' in sorrow and pain gotta go into the rain
Flame my insides never gonna live inside
[Verse 4, Pancake]
I eat my veggies fleshy chopped
Those bitches used to be crops
After my last line got my running from the ops
But did I ever stop? No!
Could I ever go back home?
Where should I roam?
Should I take out a lone?
Why does everything gotta be chrome?
Look at that garden gnome
I brush my hair with a comb
Shot him in the head
Call that dome
I'm in Minecraft, new biome
New country, unknown
Got away from the ops, call that an own

[Verse 5, Logan]
Yeah, my penis is large because I'm lookin' at Marge
Wait, no, that was wrong
Wait, no, I'm wearin' a thong
Guess what, that was also wrong
Shit, I'm sussy
I'm like the imposter
I'm kinda gussy
No, wait, I'm like Saulman
Like Goodman, yeah
Better call Saul
Wait, that's kinda sus
No, I'm not at all
Wait, what?
Kinda gussy, fussy the sussy, mussy
Wait, up, kinda sussy, the gussy, wait, what!
Among Us, sussy
Hey, better let that go mussy
Don't say clussy 'cause that's kinda sussy
Don't even- dare you say it
Do not say it!
I swear to God, if you say it!
Do not say it
Do not say it
Do not say it
Do not say it!

[Verse 6]
Well if I'm just a character I play onstage
Then who's plays me? (In Fortnite)
I guess I'll never know but maybe the future does (In Fortnite)
And god, if you exist (In Fortnite), tell me, tell me why do I?
IN FORTNITE!

[Outro, Pancake]
Why is it called almond milk?
You can't milk an almond!