Logan Hughes (Shadow Logan Show)
Ya, Hyphen Me!
[Verse 1, Logan]
Bruh, ya hyphen me?
You were hyphen me for nothing?
Bruh seriously, were you bluffing?
Yeah, Yuri got me blushing
I be brushing
You and me be clutching
Fuck, You and me be crushing!!

[Verse 2, Pancake]
Dr Pepper got me lookin like a prepper
So fast I look like a leopard
My rhymes are so outmatched, I could even rhyme in a pumpkin patch
The only reason I’m still goin is because I ain’t been showin joen I guess

[Verse 3, Logan]
For clarification, i'm stuck in probation, i'm in the gas station, it's my temptation
They gave me projectile dysfunction
I love cuming in the grand junction

[Verse 4, Pancake, Logan]
Some people say I look like a pear sitting in a chair doin a light skin stare
When they lookin like a bear who hasn’t always been there (they’ve got a couple screws loose)

[Verse 5, Logan]
My penis reacted faster than my brain's processing power
I jerk it every one time per hour
Still though, were you bluffing?
Damn, You really got me blushing
[Verse 6, Pancake]
I'm compacting
I'm acting really sus
I'm clanging
We be changing
I be flaming
You be claiming
I be raging
You be paging, whatever that means

[Verse 7, Logan]
Wearing leather, we're bangin'
Our balls be clangin'
She made my software hard
Project file I discard
That kid's mom from 'Missing Halloween' got me erecting
I'm about to be disrespecting
My nutsack, I'm correcting
You're sus, I be suspecting
My nuts are connecting
I'm disinfecting
Interjecting my sperm into your pouch
Doing it to much, you say, ouch

[Outro, Pancake, Logan]
Ya, hyphen me!
Ya, hyphen me!
Pear in a chair
Light skin stare
Ya, hyphen me!
Ya, hyphen me!
Still though, were you bluffing?
Damn, You really got me blushing
Ya, hyphen me!
YA, HYPHEN ME!!!!