Logan Hughes (Shadow Logan Show)
Ohio (Pre-Album Mix Version)
[Intro]
Bro, they don't milk an almond so why do they call it Almond Milk?
Oh right, 'cause Ohio, that's why, Ohio
That's the answer right there, Ohio
This song is about Ohio you idiots, alright, it's about Ohio, alright?
Where all the ground is green, where it's actually red instead but the color kinda changes sometimes so you never really know, just saying
[Verse 1]
Down in Ohio
Where the ground is green (It's Red)
That's were everyone is really sus (sus)
Really sus, looking at the screen
Down in Ohio
Woah-oh, we gotta leave
Oh, man I gotta grieve for all the people who live there
[Chorus]
Ohio, where giant skeletons walk the streets
Ohio, where everyone likes to eat beats
Ohio, where they celebrate every holiday everyday
Ohio where no-one there has a bae
Ohio
I see Bendy, Freddy, Granny and you
And I see a bunch of hookers talking about a jew
[Verse 2]
Ohio, where pedos walk the street
Ohio, where they love to beat their meat
Down in Ohio
Where the ground is red (It's Green!)
[Bridge, Pancake's Part]
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[Verse 3]
I three-sixty no-coped my grandma while going to work
And on the streets all the woman twerk
It’s where infinity war happened, they say that because when your there, after your gonna feel like your in the endgame
[Verse 4]
They eat Resees Puffs for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but your bout to be my dinner AHHHh
Anyway, then I robbed a 7-11 with Deadpool, and then shot the cashier in the ass
Wait what color is the grass
It’s red (it’s green)
[Outro, Both]
HAAAHAAHHAAAHA Ohio HAAHAAHA
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