Hey!

[Verse 1]
I don't like my teeth so I go to the teeth store
Buy myself some new teeth, now I like my teeth more
But my teeth are in my lips, and they're an eyesore
Fleshy little strips, I switch them out from the lip store
So my lips are juicy now, you see how my lips are moving
But they are in a face that could do with some improving
So I rip my face off, go to the face shop
Buy myself a new face, now I like my face lots

[Chorus]
And I say hey
I got a brand new face (I got a brand new face!)
Okay (Okay!)
I got a brand new face (I got a brand new face!)
And it looks so beautiful
It's so beautiful, it's so beautiful, it's so beautiful
I'm so beautiful, I'm so beautiful, I'm so beautiful
Brand new face

[Verse 2]
Okay!
I don't like my waist, it's a bit too wide
So I take this machete, and I cut out the side
Then I take what's left, staple it to my behind
Now I'm super thick with a microscopic waistline
Don't ask me how I'm feeling, I said I'm feeling fine
I just wanna look amazing all the fucking time
And there's a miracle solution, a perfect illusion
Of a facial evolution with a gorgeous execution
[Chorus]
And I say hey!
I got a brand new face (I got a brand new face!)
Okay (Okay!)
I got a brand new face (I got a brand new face!)
And it looks so beautiful
It's so beautiful, it's so beautiful, it's so beautiful
I'm so beautiful, I'm so beautiful, I'm so beautiful
Brand new face

[Bridge]
Okay!
I got a brand new face!
I got a brand new face!
I got a brand new face!
I got a

[Verse 3]
Skinny, I'm so pretty, I'm so handsome
I don't need a snack, bitch I am one
I'm a ten out of ten, on a Samsung
I'm walking down the street, they say damn son
But I don't even hear them 'cause I'm way too busy
Checking out my reflection in the car parked next to me
The woman inside stares back, and I say
Hey!
I got a brand new face
I got a brand new face!
I got a brand new face