I'm into dogs, and coffee
And drinking gin and tonics
I'm outdoorsy, I like reading, I work in electronics
I'm well-adjusted, emotionally available
Career-driven, ambitious, I work in retail

I'm a well-meaning geezer
Smile with teeth so I mean it
Wrote my thesis on nature, wrote it on pieces of paper
So I'm sure you'll like me, my friends all like me
My parents all like me, so I'm sure you'll like me

Okay I'm desperate and lovely
In desperate need of love
I am desperate and lovely
In desperate need of love
I am desperate and lovely
In desperate need of love

I still think about my ex every time I masturbate
I have got no plans for after I graduate
My ego is equivalent to the unemployment rate
So if we have a conversation, I am bound to dominate

I am unusual, unusable, unsuitable, unhappy
Unflattered, unwashed, unshaven
I'm desperate and lovely
In desperate need of love
I am desperate and lovely
In desperate need of love
I am desperate and lovely
In desperate need of

He's desperate, he's lovely
In desperate need of love
He's desperate, he's lovely
In desperate need of love
He's desperate, he's lovely
In desperate need of love

Because I want you
I need you
I want you, I've got to have you
Want you
I need you
I want you, I've got to have you
Want you
I need you
I want you, I've got to have you
Want you
I need you
I want you, I've got to
I'm desperate, I'm lovely
In desperate need of love
I'm desperate, I'm lovely
In desperate need of love
I am desperate and lovely
In desperate need of

I have got commitment issues, yeah that's true
I miss you and there's a pile of tissues next to my bed
I'm unfed since that time you left me on read
I wish I was dead sometimes
Don't want you in my bed, it's mine
And I like to spread in it, all day, all night, alright