Germ meets bat, bat meets pig
Pig meets plate, and plate meets human
And human lips and fingertips
Then humans kiss, then human gets sick with a new virus
It's never existed before
So leave your vaccines at the door
Stock up all the beans in your drawers
This is hardcore (Yeah, this is hardcore)
Now, what's gonna happen to you?
Stay off the buses, and stay off the tube
Don't worry, the government knows just what to do
Like with SARS, influenza, black death, and swine flu

Pandemic, pandemic, pandemic
Pandemic, pandemic, pandemic
Watch out!
Pandemic, pandemic, pandemic
Pandemic, pandemic, pandemic
Watch out!

The NHS is well-prepared to deal with an outbreak of this kind and is already putting measures in place to contain the spread

Is this a dream?
I can't believe what I'm seeing
The shops are swept clean and every single musician is doing a livestream
Yeah, you best believe
I turned the heating down and now I think I've got a fever
Guess that's two weeks on my sofa
Guess I'm a loner
Might build an online persona, or get in shape and do some yoga
All while preventing pneumonia
Yeah, thanks corona
Pandemic, pandemic, pandemic
Pandemic, pandemic, pandemic
Watch out!
Pandemic, pandemic, pandemic
Pandemic, pandemic, pandemic
Watch out!

Yeah, he's a piggy, he's a pig, he's a piglet
Yeah Boris Johnson likes big business
And if I catch him walking 'round Brixton
I'll cut his fingers off right at the signet