[Verse 1]
Hi, nice to meet you
I'm the man of your dreams beamed into reality
For your leisure, here to feature
With my chest, biceps (Oh, yeah), you know the rest
I'm a tall drink of water with ice and lemon in it
I'm the menu du jour and I am laminated
I'm the adonis of fun, it's like you love it (Yeah, yeah)
So honestly, why would you ever settle for any less than

[Chorus]
A perfect human specimen
I'm everything, I'm everything
I am thе perfect human specimеn
I'm everything, I'm everything
I am the perfect human specimen
I'm everything, I'm everything
So settle for any less at your detriment
I am the perfect human specimen, oh, yeah

[Verse 2]
Oh, I'm a hunk (Hunk)
Don't believe me? take a look under my trunks (Trunks)
At the back, at the side, at the front (Front)
And what you think, what you thought, what you thunk (Thunk)
'Cause I've a cock, would make a wife out of a monk
But I'm more than a body, you know I'm sensitive (Yeah)
I'm not afraid of bein' vulnerable or feminine (Yeah)
I never-ever forget when your birthday is
I'll watch your favourite film and I will always cry at it
Yeah, let's get in touch with our feelings
And then I'll touch you while you take a feel of me
I'll go down on you non-stop for two or three days
Don't care if I cum, this is about you, babe
[Interlude]
Hey, babe, I've been thinkin'
It's been so great gettin' to know you over the last two minutes
And if you're ready, I think I'm ready to take this thing to the next level
What you say?

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
I am the perfect human specimen
I'm everything, I'm everything
I am the perfect human specimen
I'm everything, I'm everything
I am the perfect human specimen
I'm everything, I'm everything
So settle for any less at your detriment
I am the perfect human specimen, oh, yeah