[Verse 1]
If you're having trouble with your high school head
He's giving you the blues
You wanna graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring 36, 24, 36, hey
I lead a life of crime

[Chorus]
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, dirt cheap

[Verse 2]
Problems in your life of love?
You got a broken heart? Ooh
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, baby
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, hey
[Chorus]
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, dirt cheap

[Verse 3]
You got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your straight up back-door man

[Chorus]
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Yeah, dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
I got your dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, dirt cheap
[Outro]
Concrete shoes
Cyanide
TNT
Done dirt cheap
Neck ties
Contracts
High voltage
Done dirt cheap
Do anything you want me to do
Ain't nothin' you can ask that's too damn cruel
Dirty deeds, dirty dirty deeds
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, dirty dirty deeds
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, dirty dirty deeds
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind
Done dirt cheap