Cam Steady
Slender Man vs. Baldi’s Basics
[Slender Man - Verse 1 (VideoGameRapBattles)]
I started to believe this industry can’t get more shallow
Yet Another horrid horror game makes way into my shadow
Tall and pale, bald assailant teleporting round a map
But instead of leaving victims dead you give their ass a slap?
Are you serious? I’m furious! People are really fearin’ this?
You’re a slender remake that is meant for pre-k that will never equate to me, period
That’s nearly it - I will sever each leg to crumble your foundation
So step in my elementary for some real education
[Baldi - Verse 2 (The Stupendium)]
Wow there he is, still scaring kids, Congratulations! You exist!
I figured something awful was in the mist
You’re the person proving white people shouldn’t spit
This dated shroud is not allowed In my school house, you’re flunking out
For those rhymes I’ll award a shiny quarter since you’re selling out
I mean you got a movie coming now, sure that will be a smash
Based on every other gaming flick, well you can do the math
Now let’s do my favorite subject: what happens when I subtract
Your head from the rest of your carcass and then split it into halves?
Now class is in session, may I please have your attention?
Take this jump rope for suspension, hang from your neck in detention
Your reign of fame has now ended, I’ll sweep the floor with you man
I get madder every verse you fail, GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!
[Slender Man - Verse 3 (VideoGameRapBattles)]
I’ve got you decoded, the pages I wrote it
Then you went and stole it, put it in your notebooks
Repackaged and sold it, to kids but you know it
Is me that you owe the, numbers that you’re growin’
I gave you your start, I’ll be your finish
You won’t make it far, now I have risen
I’ll tear out your heart and then I’m persistin’
To rip you apart, how's that for division?
I’m Slender Man! Put you in a hospice there’s no treatment
For when I teach what’s really frightening to Mavis Beacon
I'm the peak of all horror, you are just a trending fad
That is soon to die off right along with Herobrine and FNAF
[Baldi - Verse 4 (The Stupendium)]
Let’s look at your results, and based on your grim grading
I can see why you dropped out of school slim shady
I can’t believe it, if you think that verse would make me shudder
Then you’re twisted as your 12 years old's who go and stab each other