[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES: HISTORY CROSSOVER!
PLAYER 1: PROFESSOR OAK
PLAYER 2: CHARLES DARWIN
FIGHT!

[Verse 1: Professor Oak]
Hello there, and Welcome to the World of your defeat
Here's some training tips, from the very best, I cannot be beat!
You spent years of studying evolution of finches alone
Where I can top all your research with a single Thunderstone!
Looks like I've got the highest speed stat in this rap, you'll have to wait your turn
Spitting firey rhymes every single time, you'll need a rawest berry for these burns!
You might be a well known scientist, recognized across the world
But I still cannot tell, are you a Boy or a Girl?

[Verse 2: Charles Darwin]
I've discovered an anomaly of that no man could think
Man evolved from the apes, and you must be the missing link!
You have decades of research, and claim to be the very best
Yet all you have to show from your experiences is an empty Pokedex!
And you're the better professor? Ha! That's just out of question!
I was chosen to win this battle, but that's just natural selection!
Bring your animal slaves, Oak, you better reset the game
How can you win this battle if you can't remember your own grandson's name?
[Verse 3: Professor Oak]
You're fighting the truth, now's not the time to do that, I've called your bluff
You say Pokemon is abuse? Well you're the cause of slavery in Africa!
My words echo in your ears as you hear me mega-evolve
I say we hit this monkey boy with a Pokeball and say

[Interlude: Professor Oak, Ash Ketchum and Gary Oak]
We caught them all!

[Verse 3 (continued): Professor Oak]
That's six generations of beating, head to the Galapagos to retreat
Forget the 'dex, in fifteen years I found seven hundred nineteen species!
And you're still questioned to date? You've been dead a century!
Your theories are not Very Effective, you won't make a monkey out of me!

[Verse 4: Charles Darwin]
I'm killing this error, doing the world a favor with my acts
Ignorance begets confidence and you proved that theory is a fact!
To be a true scientist you must possess a heart of stone
But that doesn't mean send a child away to get his mother alone!
You can thunderbolt me, freeze me with an ice beam and leave me fireblasted
But I win the survival of the fittest for I am the best adapted!
I'm a revolutionary evolutionary, the world will never be the same
Looks like I became the champion, bring me to the hall of fame!

[Outro]
GAME OVER!
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