[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: THE NEIGHBOR
PLAYER 2: GRANNY
FIGHT!

[Neighbor]
Looks like this mobile schnook
Has finally picked up steam
And check how bad you look
Up on computer screens
So think how worse you look
Comparing you to me
Welcome to Ravenbrook
Keep off my property
Lookin’ as bland a mannequin
Bring in your man and I’ll banish him
To the depths of my dungeon
You best start a runnin’
My vengeance is comin’
You cannot win
Don’t wanna play no hide and seek
Cause there’s no way to hide that you robbed me clean
From the traps to the chases
Weapons and basements
The items and fightin’
And writin’ and keys
You’re a thief obsessed with the vanity
Just wanted dollars that drives my insanity
All your developers business is shady
It’s almost as ugly as all of your family
So now that I’ve learned your psychology
I get all your broken behaviors
You shall address me as Just Mr. Peterson
Cause we will never be neighbors
[Granny]
Now that’s no way to treat a guest
You should have remained quiet
You’re pushing me over the ledge
Like Aaron did to Mya
You got balls no lie but
Now I’m up to bat for slaughter
Once I’ve knocked you out the park
I’ll bury you next to your daughter
I can tell from all your petty flows you must have been up in
Friendly mode
Charge 40 bucks for you game but nobody is dropping a
Penny tho
You must be insane to think that people’d pay that price
Tried to be a console a hit but crashed and burned just like your wife
Sure you’re the first of our kind
But you’re missing pieces inside
So I got it right and now give this constructor
Of theme parks the ride of his life
Let’s pump up a shotty
And see who’s the weaker one
The guy who’s giant house compensates
For his Peter, son

[Neighbor]
You’re the literal bare bones of horror
You stripped away all of the fun
You can’t even nail down the scares
Cause I doubt that old Body can jump
This battle is showin’ the truth
From the start I’ve been steppin’ on you
You should feel grateful cause your only dub
Is the one that is under the butt of my shoe
And I’m over this catching you being a hypocrite
Wasting my time with your blows
Taking these shots my dead family members
When your own granddaughter’s a ghost
If you try you hiding and never come out
I can still spy you from inside your house
I’m the big cat you're just a mouse
I think it’s time for this pest to move out
[Granny]
Your shots are only rubber darts
I got that gasoline
You’ve been wanderin’ from the start
I’m crankin’ to extreme
Time for my pets to say hi
Rodents and Spiders and Crows you’ll die
I checked your place but inside
There was only a sad man who cries
Say that you’re murderous your only crime is
Becoming a dead beat dad
But I wouldn’t worry cause after my parenting
You’ll be a dead beat dad
I’ve got a feeling
It’s the last battle for you
Cause your game’s long and gone
And this is just my chapter 2

[Outro]
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