Cam Steady
Pseudo Legendary Pokémon Rap Cypher
[Verse 1/Dragonite: Ethan Ross]
Bitch, you know I’m Dragonite
I turn ‘em into ashes
I don’t give a fuck about ‘em
I’m 7’3 and you half my height
16 hours, I circle over the globe, fly as hell
I might as well, set a fire right to your home
You see these pupils enlarging
I’m scorching and fire-starting
My skin is orange, no doubt I go harder
Than Charizard, it sending shots
But it don’t work, my whole skin is basically armor
Crushing competition in conferences
I don’t need no palmer
Fuck the heater, you be palming
I ain’t calm, I bring your karma
Finna keep evolving stronger
Save ya life, that’s if I wanna
I was birthed up in the water
Now I mastered other elements
There ain’t no telling when I
Hit ‘em with Dragonite tail again
What’s the draco even for?
Hit with draco meteor
Fuck a red beam
The hyper beam gon’ set an even score
Vaporize ‘em all, their remains
Buried beneath the forest
The steel wing gon’ spill brains
Slump ‘em, he leaning forward
[Verse 2/Tyranitar: Politicess]
Talk about the goat, watch the money move
Look up on my chain, yeah I came
From the green and blue
Tryna snatch these 2 4s
Ate upon your body dude
If they talking T-Tar
Then you know they talking ‘bout the meta too
Watch, you be aiming up that metal to, bum ass
Point that shit at me
I got a beam that’ll leave your skull bashed
Steady with a team if I switch, then you won’t last
Shiny Blastoise come and play, see the .9 flash
Since they put me on the range
I ain’t been the same
Jackpot if they lack rocks, I be moving strange
Stepping to the gang, Sand Stream
Coming out ya brain
Stake out, finna spin the block
That’s my Megaways
Get out the mega way, you ain’t standing no chance
If you trynna watch the battle
We ain’t finna throw hands
You film red I’m known for
The shank like a roadman
Cause if they X Drake, then the Sword Dance
[Verse 3/Salamence: Connor Quest!]
Draconian leader, I’ll take my man into war
The Alpha, Omega, be in my maximum form
Big massive fangs, have ‘em torn
With adamantium claws
I’ll Salamanca him, he’s leaving half the man that he was
The people gawk talking
They say them pseudo’s cool
If shots fired, a .9 for each line like Sudoku
You can’t put two and two together
No need for a number of arms
Fight them one on one
And keep them tucked under the garms
J’s on, long ways from the baby boy and Bagons
Raised on games, don first love, and how I made bonds
Now my day job’s that of Aesop
Changed scenes, terrain swap
Now I’m forever grand like Drake was
Introverted adolescent, dreamt of flying higher
Now that shell’s gone cause I held on
I’m vying to inspire
Stuck in these cells, feeling like nothing would help
But if life doesn’t give you wings
Grow them fuckers yourself

[Verse 4/Metagross: Diggz Da Prophecy]
In this meta verse, I'mma get up to set it first
I’ll flash cannons easy
To show you how the Beretta works
You know not of a robot
Who always staying in red alert
A laser focus, signal beam
And a red eye when metal burst
Scared? Probably don’t think
That I just appear cocky
Debatables are never, I 3-0 cause that’s a Clear Body
Fear shiny, this about to be a huge loss
You better have insurance
When you fucking with the blue cross
Quicker than a bullet punch
Leaving you bitches dozing
I can easy go and bet ‘em bucks
See me and what I’m grossing
Leaving me an open?
That’s a no no
Iron leave a shell up in ya ass like a Slowbro
A Psychic leveling the field, see ya squad bled
Giving new meaning to the phrase, get ya palm read
Then I’ll go mega man and raise up with these arms spread
And bust a hyper beam super charged
Now the comp dead
[Verse 5/Garchomp: Cam Steady]
Chomp says it is gross to leave me out the meta
These other dudes were just substitutes for me until I set it up
The swords dance, your chance of leaving breathing is bad
When Dragon Claw Scythe, swipe’s a literal stab
And yeah, I step and the dirt breaks
The earthquakes when I move
Fast as a blackbird plane
In sand streams, I can surf waves
In ways that got me banned from OU
Cause when I’m veiled by the sand
You may all land in a tomb
And I outrage in the booth as I’m outplaying these fools
You wanna duel? Then the Dual Chop will break you in two
You got no place in the crew
Cynthia’s ace coming through
I was the champion in Ubers ‘fore the mega was new
And I’m the meg of this movie
You choose me they’ll hear the Jaws theme
The way that this game’s Shark Sweeps
They think the ‘mon cheats
Gen me into any generation, they’ll want me
I’ll make a mockery out of your team with my mach speed

[Verse 6/Hydreigon: Mat4yo]
Who’s gon’ leave ‘em out to dry? This guy
Stay high but you know I’m not the type to fly
I’d rather tear out ya heart, leave ya in the dark
Bad things come in threes, and you don’t wanna hear these fists talk
No repentance for this devilish degenerate who’s entering the meta game
With gems all on his neck and wrist
Just call me world champion
Send you to the graveyard, better than any other red eyes black dragon can
You call it tyranny, I call it sympathy
You call it villainy, I call it dignity
When I be ripping up villages, opening up Heaven’s gates to infinity
I bring the agony to Ghetsis’ enemies
Like it was in the Garden of Gethsemane
Know that when you say a prayer to the trinity
It’s no epiphany that you will think of me
The most brutal of the pseudos
When I’m through, they’ll be changing the titles to Black and Blue yo
These other rappers try to throat chop at my neck
But this hydra keeps getting ahead, ahead, and ahead

[Verse 7/Goodra: BlvkDivmonds]
You know the movement is acidic how I drip when I walk
They throw me right into the battle just to graph ‘em in chalk
Know the victory’s assured whenever I show up
Don’t believe me? Let’s see you face this Hydro Pump
What they lack is type advantages
I’m the type to block wit’ Iron Defense then expand it with
Sure or something more direct like Aqua Jet to handle shit
Dragon Pulse beat within me
Maybe not a Legendary but I know I’ll topple any
Got a lotta moves in mind if I lock on I’ll hit ‘em
Just like Bluetooth, it connect in ways they’ll never heal from
Trainer battles end with profit that’s direct to pockets
I’ll throw a Draco Meteor until they outta options
No matter what, you’ll have to hit the center
A Zapdos could turn a Blaziken to chicken dinner
A drip king, nothing less and all the pseudos know it
I’ll have ‘em drown in muddy waters like a public toilet

[Verse 8/Kommo-o: 954Mari]
Aloha to the Alola bitch, I see you
You look weak through this body armor I see through
You need cheat moves to compete with these Z moves
Clangorous Soul Blaze unique sync with a sweet boost
Drain Punch and belly drum beat until I defeat you
I seek strong opponents, the weak are not in my cannon
Came from the vast canyon land, cracks when I’m dancing
Call me Kommo-o golden glow, top of the totem pole
Overcoat, weather the raining attacks from so and sos
Only roll with strong opponents, I don’t clique with the frail
Glittering scales, rings shimmer to the tip of tail
The weight and scale of these attacks
The shit that’s tipping the scale
Iron head this mental was meant for delivering hell
Your sounds don’t phase me, you bullets just graze me
You say I’m trash in vain, you don’t train, you just lazy
The move pool based the blaze been crazy
Nerfing my HP, I guess the game did change me

[Verse 9/Dragapult: Breeton Boi]
Been an infiltrator, I run up on you in your own home
Want smoke? I’m the type to pull the draco out then go ghost
You bozos ain’t nothing to me, you’d never beat me
Even if I devolved two times back to Dreepy
Me v you? Is a GG, the situation ugly
Make my opps do a U-turn for thinking they can bug me
Got that blue up on my body so they know I’m ‘bout my money
And I keep a solar beam for anybody tryna sun me
Say they finna catch me lacking?
But they never had the balls to do it
I checked they bag, trust me, they ain’t got the balls to do it
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow
Running through your town, town, town, town, town, town
Coming for your crown, crown, crown, crown, crown, crown
No Dynamaxing but I got massive off the bands I gained
Champion status, they getting mad we in the Hall of Fame
I’ll really pull up and turn your journey to your darkest day