[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
CAPTAIN AMERICA
VS
UNCLE SAM
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Captain America]
The first ever Avenger is gonna kick ass on this colored version of Lincoln
Is there ever any way to take down this tank is the one thing you'll be thinking
I'm a super soldier fighting for America survivor of the second World War
I'll take down this long leg bitch like how The Hulk easily rams through doors
Now sonny, we all know I was taught to respect my elders
But seventy years frozen in ice's made me feel under the weather
So it's time for mе to say, as much as I hate being a dick
That both thesе pecs and my shield show you that I'm the most patriotic

[Verse 2: Uncle Sam]
I want you to shut the fuck up, Steve Roger that? Got it? Good
You better prepare yourself, I'll burn your Winter Soldier like firewood
You're just a fake stupid pansy in tights, you bet you oughta be scared of me
You don't wanna step to me, I pack more meat than Ron Jeremy
You fight crime? Great, but the only offense I see is your rapping, son
I'm winning this fight, you're coming up shorter than James Madison
My rhymes fly and blow up, get ready for my lyrical missiles
You say that you're the patriotic one? Just look at my initials!
[Verse 3: Captain America]
Make kindling out of Bucky? Go and grab your Brother John
Scrooge loses another war faster than his stash of war bonds
Punch to the Hawkeye, just say goodbye, you're full of 4th of Ju-lies
I'll make you cry, just already die, I'll bury Sir Sammy right beneath the ice
Constitute my height against Madisons, I'd be wary, son
Cause from where I'm standing, you'll be the next W.H Harrison
If you'd like to salute one finger short, then keep on pointing, gramps
Or there'll be another man in striped pajamas for the internment camps

[Verse 4: Uncle Sam]
Is that what you expect? For me to panic and start fleeing?
You're forgetting something, Steven, you're a normal human being
Sure, you're stronger than can be, but I don't care about your gimmick
You aren't meant for rap, leave and get your ass to the Olympics
Swing your little shield around, you crazy muscled monkey
Step off, I come backed with the respect of a whole country
I'll smack you red, black and blue, without a single doubt
Take a step into my slaughterhouse and you won't be coming out!

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES