[Verse 1: Bhappa]
Yeh bandi thodi chubby hai
Phooke tatti maal, iska jealous sa ek hubby hai
Par paise ki ni kami hai
Aur paisa nahi hai kam toh meri isse kaafi jami hai
Ek baar kya maraya saali sidechick meri bani hai
Excuse me!
I just said to her that, "I excuse you!"
Mujhko tum karna maaf kyunki maybe I just used you
I loved you par dikkat hai ki that I fucking used to
Ab story ni dalegi terko laude bhar ke views du
Tu bhaag jaa
Mere pairon ke beech mein ek saanp tha, tha kaat ta aur
Mujhko lagta tha ki wo bohot khaas tha
Ab khaas na 'cause padta nahi is bandi ko ab khaasna
Aur hota mujhko doubt hai mera saanp kya nahi ek saanp tha?
Main chaat ta, pussy eating waali shit mein baap tha
Na raaz tha poster mera har bandi ke paas tha
Toh naach na, ab se pandrah minute baad tu chaatna
The second I get done, tu paanch minute se zyaada kaat na

[Chorus: Arpit Bala]
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
[Verse 2: Arpit Bala]
Abhi jitna bola kam hai par kaafi kasam se
Like what if I just try to, sochun tere main baare?
Ummm
Nahi hora ye sab ’cause I only think in myself
So the currency is sorted
I deal with me and my pocket
And you don't fit the mould of my erections
What I meant to say is you're not a part of the plan
So you don’t get a part of the actions
For you I keep it flaccid, don't think you deserve my erections
And I like to keep it hard too, for you I make exceptions
Toh samjhi loudi kya?
Kya?
Kya?
Bandi Crack
Bande rakhti fingertips pe jab khaati bandi Crax
Toh fir jo bhi bola facts, bola sirf hai facts
Bandhi chain ho gaye bande sehem ke
Kehte thoda rehem de
Haan bhai thoda sa toh rehen de
Toh fir I said, "Madam, bye!"
Agar chahiye aapko “Why?”
Toh fir sunle tu hai crack and that crack is by default
Matlab crack is by default
[Bridge: Arpit Bala]
"Matlab baat hi kuch aisi thi
I said
"Fuck off, man! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!"" (Laughter)
(Ayy! Ayy! Ayy! Ayy!)

[Chorus: Arpit Bala]
Bandi Crack (Ayy!)
Bandi Crack (Woah!)
Bandi Crack (Ayy!)
Bandi Crack (Woah!)
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack

[Verse 3: Arpit Bala]
Agar hota ni delhi mein 6 out of 10 main
Deta ni fuck isse bandi ye tenth fail
Rakhta ni number ko phon'on main save
Par rakha tha naam iska phon'on mein ched rakh
Kaha side chick ko lin'on se side kar
Kehti mujhe wanna be a part of the ride ab
I said no leave me alone and all my shit that glitter and gold
“Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello”
Call'ein aari like I leaked my number
Kaun hai, kaun hai, kaun hai, kaun hai, kaun?
Usse pehle bolun "Hum hain aapke kaun?"
I just want to say that you ain't that enough
Crack hai tu aur woh hai crack by, crack by default
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bitch bye
“Hold up
What the fuck do you mean by that?”
Talaq talaq talaq bye bitch bye
“Who the fuck do you think you are?”
See I'm a complan boy baby, grown up for a while lately
Realized tu ek phase for me, guess nahi kata mera baby
I like bitches that count and not the ones that cannot
Like one in the mind and two up my bum
See that’s what I hate but that’s how I cum
See I know what I said maybe she's the one
(Laughter)
[Verse 4: Bhappa]
Maybe she’s the one for me
Maybe she's the one for me and I'm the one for her
The guy she can trust
Jispe haq
Kehne ko bharosa hai par kabhi-kabhi thoda shaq
Bandi thodi crack hai obviously karegi thoda fuck
Hogaye neeche daane hua herpes I am out of luck
Mujhe laga khola iska khaata ispe mera haq
Isse zyaada toh main kya hi bolun, I just said too much
To fir kya?
To fir kya?
To fir kya?
To fir-

[Chorus: Arpit Bala & Bhappa]
Bandi crack hai (Crack hai bohot zyada bhai)
Bandi crack
Bandi crack hai bhai
(Main kasam se keh raha hun bohot pagal hai bhai)
Bandi crack hai (Isko chhod de bhai)
Bandi crack hai bhai
Bandi crack
Bandi crack hai bhai
Ye bandi crack
Bandi crack (Haan)
Bandi crack
Ye bandi crack hai bhai
Ye bandi crack
Ye bandi pagal bhai
Bandi crack
Ye bandi crack (Arey chhod na!)

[Outro: Arpit Bala]
“Arey ruk ja, bas band kar, bhai, band kar, band kar na, band kar"