Rinse & Repeat
Channel Sud News
A new bacteria from outer space has been discovered
Experts have deemed this an epidemic fatal not to the body, but to the mind
This bacteria known as “Cyclites” mutates the brain of its host to get large dopamine rushes from living in cycles of familiarity and comfort in their day-to-day lives
Thus destroying any hope of the hosts' minds to progress in accordance with natural law
Although this news is bleak there is hope
Two young men from the Suds sector beyond NASA’s intergalactic legal jurisdiction are formulating a new way to stop thе cycle
Their method worblе wobble frequencies are sound waves that they strategically place throughout their music that have been shown to destroy the bacteria instantly
Will the suds break the cycle in time, or will your planet be next?
I’m a little sad
Why’s that?
Because this may be our last show together
That’s right, yes
Ever
Now not because we’re splitting up
No no
Cause, uh, it could be the end of the world as you know it
“Every possible option is being considered”
So I get this is just them doing their due diligence, y’know?
Showing what [?] has planned for when the world comes to an end
Barring satellite problems, we won’t be signing off until the world ends
We will be on and we will cover the end of the world live
And that will be our last event