[Pee-Wee Herman & Lady]
Let's begin shall we?
Shall we?

Hello?
Hello, is your refrigerator running?
Haha!

[Laughing]

[Police Officer & Pee-Wee Herman]
What's your name kid?
Pee-Wee Herman
Well you listen to me, Pee-Wee Herman
Making prank phone calls is against the law
If I wasn't such a nice guy, I'd take you downtown and throw you into jail!
You'd have a criminal record for the rest of your life, would you like that?
No, sir
I mean, no officer!
Yeah, alright
I'll let you go this time, but next time, you're going to jail!
There won't be a next time
I've learned my lesson, honest!

Jail
Jail
Jail!