[Intro: austyn with a y]
Listen, dawg, this beat is repetitive as fuck
There's, like, almost forty people on this bitch
So just give me a little bit of slack, okay
Just listen to the bars
Why-why-why you makin' music better than everyone else, huh?
[Verse 1: 888button]
Hitchain, more like shitchain
You don't get no bitches
You're all a bunch of bitches
Steal my song, I bet you wear a thong
Bought the MAX-10 NFT for like ninety-nine doubloons
[Verse 2: tekko]
C-4's hooked up in the Moncler
Get vaxxed, bro, what the fuck? It's real clеar
Slide through your home in Long Beach and makе you scream out of fear
Take care your Teslas and everything you hold dear, ha
[Verse 3: k4yd3nce]
I hope you're balding at 39
I hope you get no bitches for the rest of your fuckin' life (You get no fuckin' bitches)
You tryna mint my music, go suck my dick
Take the site down and stop profiting off of other people's shit
[Verse 4: deadman]
Why the fuck are they making my songs some NFTs? (What the heck?)
HitPiece just became my biggest enemy (They did)
Finna send a surprise to Rory Felton (I hate him)
I got his address but I'm not gonna tell him (I'm not)
[Verse 5: not tagged]
Yuh, ayy, yuh
Fu-Fu-Fuck HitPiece and that whole damn site, yuh
Put my heart out on track, cut me a check, bitch
[Verse 6: FLOWER CLUB]
Rory Felton is a bitch
Grab my piece, he gettin' hit
Website interface is shit
Lookin' at it, gettin' sick (uegh)
Steal from Disney, how'd that go?
Lawsuits pending head to toe
That was stupid, don't you know?
Mint these nuts before you go
Fuck ShitPiece
Fuck ShitPiece
Fuck ShitPiece
Fuck ShitPiece
Delete your website from the Internet, you bitch
Plant a tree before I punch you in the dick, muhfucka
[Verse 7: tach]
Fuck your blockchain bullshit (Uh)
Pull up with a full clip (Yeah)
Save the trees, I ain't payin' your fees (Uh)
HitPiece ain't comin' in one piece (Yeah)
Fuck your NFT, you an enemy, bitch
[Verse 8: maiko]
Fuck HitPiece, I ain't even on there
Keep talkin' shit, you all look like a bunch of squares
Got me laughin', lookin' like a Spongebob (Hahahahaha)
Stop sellin' NFTs, go get a damn job
[Verse 9: kid arjuna]
You from that [?], n***a, I know where you live
Put a hit on you 'cause this piece is really 'bout to spin
Lemme take your wife, bitch, I don't really give a fuck
I'm a real money n***a too, yeah, let her taste my nut
[Verse 10: aithuia]
NFT stands for Not Fuckin' Tryin'
HitPiece, more like ShitPiece
More like PissPiece
More like HitPiss
More like (Goreset)
More like fuck, shit— aah
[Verse 11: Fraxiom]
[?] Forbes Street, number five, Long Beach, California
I got [?] for your eyes [?] tryna warn ya
I got love for everybody except cryptocurrency
[?] you call me [?]
[Verse 12: Mikie Mayo]
Fuck NFTs
Fuck HitPiece
All these crypto bros just tryin' to eat
Won't rest 'til a motherfucker six feet
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah
[Verse 13: swazy*]
Heard he found his daddy, fuck it, man, we loadin' guns
Could've took my song and took some bitches but I guess you a fuckin' [?]
Man, I'm pullin' in, rollin' up
He want me to let it go, he frozen up
Yeah, we smokin' HitPiece pack, watch the blinds get closed up
Tryna cop these NFTs with IRAs, hey
Only thing you finna be is RIP, maybe MIA
That's if you lucky
If I was you, I wouldn't trust me
Bored Ape mentality got you gunned down (Yeah)
Finna mint your gravestone, get pics of it besides me now
[Verse 14: Hennessy Hendrix]
You ain't even with the energy, I'm finna whisper
She wanted an NFT, you should've went and got a bitch first
Glad I'm still on Forbes Street with a fuckin' MC Hammer
You sell NFTs on USB, you ain't even a good scammer
[Verse 15: Midwestern Vampire]
Fuck you HitPiece, don't mint me
I'm filing a DMCA with your domain, that's AWS
Hope you're lawyered up, asshole, 'cause if you want a counterclaim in laws
You'll need a better defense than privating your Instagram
[Verse 16: nyquik]
Yeah you get no bitches, I might bag his non-fungible
We packin' up your ass like you a deep-dish Lunchable
TurboTax ain't gon' save you 'cause your ads still deductable
You already got doxxed, make sure your bank account's still functional
Think you can hit a teen market and then just leave on the double?
Yeah, you can mint a Disney song and think “I'm not in trouble”
Your shit went trending in an hour, no, you are not subtle
Now we got your address, but I'ma need some rebuttal
[Verse 17: Jarhead the Nobody]
This cunt stole my homie's music, turned it to a token
Same friend that sent me this laptop to record this
Fuck HitPiece and anyone who fuck with NFTs
Hope you fuckin' nerds fall apart into bankruptcy
Rory Felton, 323-839-5249
Hit my boy's LinkedIn and his phone line
'Til his wife caves in and his pockets run dry
[Verse 18: cav3y]
Yeah, you get hit with this piece, now you an enemy
You must think that I'm some sort of bitch that buy NFTs
I'ma put my balls up in your mouth, now you digestin' these
I'll get my— in his— now it's rest in peace
[Verse 19: DJ NYANARCHY]
Yeah, HitPiece more like ShitPiece
If you try to mint my songs I'll make you eat my fuckin' dick cheese, eat my dick cheese
I'll send a mail bomb to your house and make the Unabomber proud
I'll fuckin' shit on your casket (That did not rhyme)
[Verse 20: bandanabloom]
Fuckin' HitPiece
Your website's UI is ass
Not only that but it blows ju-ju-just like some grass
Right-clicking your fucking NFTs, so um, take that
NFT? I prefer a BLT with the bread flat
[Verse 21: DJ EXHAUST]
Keep that burner on me, yeah I call that shit [?]
Walkin' round, I'm scammin' but you know these ain’t no NFTs
I learned how to steal like a grown-ass man, bitch
Snatchin' people's music ain't no way to make some bands
[Verse 22: Frost'd]
Yeah, we smokin' that HitPiece pack
Buy an NFT, bitch, you a rat
Get off my dick, bitch, get a bag
I'll take yo' ass down, you ain't comin’ back
NFTs are actually anonymous money-laundering schemes
And this one is adding copyright infringement into the mix to hide the bigger legality
[Verse 23: by landee]
Rory Felton, more like Rory Felon
I just filed a cease and desist on NFTs you're sellin'
I'm snitchin', I'm a narc, I am telling
You have five days to live
[Verse 24: Niztopia]
Rory Felton, you a bitch
I'ma take your wife back to my crib and let her suck on my tip
I'ma give you one chance to apologize and remove all that shit
Before I cease and desist
[Verse 25: CILC]
Uh, hello, hello
Shut the fuck up
You can’t get your luck up
You bitches be stuck up
Make your own fucking art
Or I'll tear this shit apart
You bitches ain't got no heart
Like a cock, I'll beat you hard
[Verse 26: Musicubes]
Ayy, HitPiece, more like ShitPiece
Nah, fuck this
Basic facts about crypto because I don't feel like rapping
Not only are crypto mining and its environmental effects already horrible, but crypto mining also drives up the energy prices in communities where it is done, with no economic or social benefits for the locals
(my source for these claims is a working paper by assistant professor Matteo Benetton of UC Berkeley Haas)
[Verse 27: L!NK_]
Diamonds on my weiner, bitch, I do not fuck with NFTs
Don't buy shit that don't exist, that's why I don't [?]
Crypto bros up in my comments, call that shit a blockchain
Why you think that you can steal my shit and fucking [?]?
Starin' at the LCD, you gotta face the music
Phone numbers and addresses of people who abuse it
Surprise shock on and you're sprawled across your face
As the people who you ripped off prepare their fuckin' case
[Verse 28: stainedglass]
Every fuckin' day the stupidity is amazing
Sellin' NFTs like my music ain't worth the decency
We ain't fuckin' with you, get off of the damn frequency
All I have to do is hit Tinder and you'll [?]
[Verse 29: GRIMVVICE]
Rory Felton sounds like a name for a British pedophile
Well, you're anti-vax and love crypto so you're definitely a pedophile
Seeing you lose all your [?] would really make me smile
I hope you enjoy being sent boxes to your house for a while
The only way you're pushing P is with a kidney stone
[?] MC Hammer put a price on his dome
You're fuckin' [?], send Slav goons to your home
[?] snipers, 'bout get your brains blown (For legal reasons this is a joke)
[Verse 30: pinkmouse]
I-I just bought an NFT and now I got no bitches
I just dropped an NFT on her and now he's got 74 stitches
My friend Zach sold me a new keyboard and it's got some cool switches
Can someone explain what NFTs are, 'cause I don’t know what that shit is
[Verse 31: futureseeker]
HitPiece, you can suck my fuckin' girlcock
If it tastes like your bitch, don't fuckin' backtalk
Doxxin' all your data 'til you have to move
Guess that piece was the shit that’s gon' leave a bruise
[Verse 32: anem0s]
Lemme start off sayin' this a hit-piece
As in when the piece hit you, means you gon' cop a lease
Yeah you not gettin' any fuckin' profits, stop it
You a scammer with direct deposit, you not it
Motherfuckers like you always think you're untouchable
Now I'll make your brain fungible
Clarify, I'ma curb stomp your skull on the fuckin' blockchain
Sorry, it's not refundable
[Verse 33: suyuki]
HitPiece, more like ShitPiece
I got your bitch on her knees
Make your own [?] me
Meet me at the Long Beach
You ain't doin' dirty beats
Fuck your NFTs
Fu-Fu-Fuck your NFTs
[Verse 34: Backlight Noah]
Rory Felton is built like he didn't have a fuckin' childhood
Rory Felton is built like the fat penguin from Penguins of Madagascar
Rory Felton took his idea to Silicon Valley and they laughed him out of the room
Because his idea was too fuckin' stupid even for them, holy shit
Rory Felton, your home address is now public information, flee the country
Maybe not yet though because that lawsuit's coming and those lawyers are hungry
When the bitches come around, with his words Rory becomes rather fumble-y
Give it another week and we know we're all gonna see your ass on GoFundMe
I'm gonna start tellin' bitches that piss me off that they're built like Rory Felton
Stealin' all my friends' music, bitch, oh my god, bitch, you're gonna turn me to a felon
Rory Felton is built like every single character from Big Mouth at the same time
Rory Felton looks like a condom that got bullied into becoming alive
Rory Felton was every single person in his high school's least favorite classmate
So let's stuff him in a locker and let's take him back to last grade
