[George Salazar]
Apocalypse of the Damned!

[Will Roland]
Level Nine!

[Both]
The Cafetorium!

Find the bad guy, push him aside
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother, gonna have your back
Then you stay on track and--
Ah!
Remain on course
And if they give you a smack, you--
Gah!
You use your force!
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame
'Cause it's an effed-up world
But it's a two-player game!
Hey!

[George Salazar]
Dude, you are cooler than a vintagе cassette
It's just that no one еlse but me thinks that yet
You're just a nothing in this high school scheme
But it's no big, 'cause you and I are a team
We like out-of-print games
Retro skates
Got a Pac-Man tattoo
Nobody here appreciates
But soon we'll be together where they do

'Cause guys like us are cool in college
Cool in college, this I know
Guys like us are cool in college
We rule in college, listen bro
High school is hell, but we navigate it well
'Cause what we do, is we make it a two-player game

[Both]
Zombie!
Watch out!
Ah!
Wah!
Ugh

[Will Roland]
As losers, we have fought together for years
Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers
Now we're stuck on a level, and I wanna move on

[George Salazar]
Just wait two years whereupon
You'll realize
Guys like us are
[Both]
Cool in college
Cool in college, won't be lame

[Will Roland]
Dude, I know, I get it

[Both]
Guys like us are cool in college

[George Salazar]
But we're not in college

[Will Roland]
All the same
High school is whack, but we have each other's back
It's me and you

[Both]
We made it a two-player game

Gah!
Oh!
Zombie!
Blood!
Claws!
Pause
[Will Roland]
You know that you are my favorite person
That doesn't mean that I can't still dream

[George Salazar]
Is it really true?
I'm your favowite person?

[Will Roland]
Yes, we're never not gonna be a team
High school is shit, and you gotta help me conquer it
It's just what we do

[Both]
We make it a two-player game!

Find the bad guy push him aside!
Then move on forward with your friend at your side!
It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother, gonna have your back
Then you stay on track and--
Ah!
Remain on course
And if they give you a smack, you--
Gah!
You use your force!
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame
'Cause it's an effed-up world
But it's a two-player game!
Hey!

Two-player game
Two-player game
He-e-ey!