North Ave Jax
FJD (Skit)
[North Ave Jax]
Yo, guys, I—, I really feel like I—, I could really do this rap shit, for real, like

[Guy 1]
Uh... tshh... I mean, maybe?

[Guy 2]
I mean I see it

[Girl]
Haha, I'm sorry, did I just hear you—? Haha
I'm sorry, did I just hear you say you wanted to be a rapper?

[Justin & North Ave Jax]
You see? I'm telling you, Jackson, I wouldn't be lying to you, bro
This is, like, this shit's not gonna happen, you know, like? (Yeah, alright)
What are the odds? Like, it's not real, bro, it's—, it's just not gonna happen
I'm telling you it's not gonna happen (How are you—)

[North Ave Jax]
How are you gonna tell me, Justin? How?

[Justin & North Ave Jax]
Bro! You're from Vermont! Heh, like, just listen to the sound of that
I'm telling you, it's not happening (Yep, a'ight)
[North Ave Jax]
You know, I've been wanting to make this announcemеnt for a very long time...
It's only three words too
3 fucking words
And it's: "Fuck Jensеn Daily"