Let’s see how well you guys know me
I’m gonna task you with uh
Picking your beer? Picking my beer


I want the kind of flavor I like with the dope can
See how well they know their fellow artist
Their bredren
Definitely like this fucking can


What kind of beer is this
It’s a sour
A sour what
Pog? That’s a thing? I don’t drink beer


What is pog?
Passionfruit orange guava
That’s not for me bro it’s too fruity
Nevermind


I’ll fuckin use that for myself
He said I’m gonna get
A passion fruit orange guava now that you said that
I’ll take that one

Yeah?
We’re gonna give it a shot. Yeah let’s do it
This is yours right here
Yeah that’s hard


So we didn’t both fail
Where’s yours at Andretti
I got the same thing
And my man right here


How about you get a different one
And then split the can because that’s hella beer
Prison pals. That sounds wild
Prison pals. I can’t do that


That sounds homosexual
Dre likes that pastel color
The one with that ugly n***a on it
What’s that?


Either Jesus or Cheech
Who does that look like to you?
That’s Jeff Bridges from The Big Lebowski
Yup

You can always count on A Temp to spot out a
That’s why I had to ask you
That looks fire. Raspberry lemonade frozé
I like the gay shit


We gotta split that joint
André likes Snoop so much I be like”Fuck Snoop”
The local stuff man. I like the local stuff
That’s what I love about California


There’s so many styles
In Portland too though
Oh yeah Portland is dope
I love Portland


As soon as you stop in Portland it smells like beer
It’s got that wet bar smell
You know what I’m talking about?
We went to a breakfast spot


They were like “do you want the ale
That pairs with these pancakes?” Yes I do!
How about you find the bacon that matches too
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