[Verse 1]
Holy smokes, Batman, Holy Ghost, tap dance
Shadrach, Meschach, Pacman, daddy's home
And his children forgot they were glad he was gone
Hide the pills in the truck when daddy's alone
'Cause with the quickness he'll get dipping with Mrs. Codone
Rip up the Scripture just to twist up a spliff and be gone
Daddy funny, daddy sleepy, daddy back out the door
Daddy said he would rather be burning a spoon
Than purchasing food, first of the month, he lurking to use
But his children are amazed, 'cause all we see is his cape
Superpowers and tattoos of our names
The samе man who would go and snatch every tooth out his face bеfore ever making us feel like we were loosing
Got everything confusing, we disconnect, collect calls
And loop mama's regret into the music
He's an educated playa from Detroit proper
A smooth dada, enough to make the baddies holla
Our father who art nada, still part water
From the seas and the eyes of his daughters
And he made sure every lie was a good one
So when he said he'd quit that LaLa, he was good for it
But if that thang move, daddy flinch
If you wanna laugh, come and watch an addict raise kids

[Chorus]
I'mma slide whichu, I'mma ride whichu
I'mma die whichu, hide whichu, I'mma sit and cry whichu
I'mma fold whichu, I'mma grow whichu
I'mma mold whichu, hold whichu, I'mma let it go whichu
If you addicted, I'm committed to loving you through it
Even if believing you making me look stupid
Man, I swear I'm bout to cry right now
Gotta have a quick conversation with my pride right now

[Verse 2]
He's a mystery man, "Delete his Internet history" man
"I was just playing, why you pissed at me" man
Granulated cocaine falling out of his smile
Sugar sweet enough to put his lies back in his mouth
And ain't nobody breathing bigger than my daddy dragon
Imagine thinking it's magic to disappear in a casket
With a pocket full of fairy dust and rabbits
Making it easier to laugh when it get crackin'
Whoa, big homie, you got blood on your lip
There's a puddle on the carpet and your body is stiff
Your daughter can't wake you up, did you have too much fun?
Did you fly my n***a and then eat the sun?
Aladdin had a habit that Jasmine could not afford
Went too high on his carpet, so she sold it and got a Ford
But how could you not adore a man who giggles and cries
Jiggles at every tickle with dimples under his eyes?
My father stick figure: who figured you'd do this?
Visiting you is like splitting with Judas
Truth is your sorry is useless, doofus
We could stop writing, fill your commissary with excuses
But that won't bring my daddy back
In fact, it would make that LaLa much more attractive
So on your release date
We'll be waiting at the gate with cherry dip and a cute sheet cake
'Cause
[Chorus]
I'mma slide whichu, I'mma ride whichu
I'mma die whichu, hide whichu, I'mma sit and cry whichu
I'mma fold whichu, I'mma grow whichu
I'mma mold whichu, hold whichu, I'mma let it go whichu
If you addicted, I'm committed to loving you through it
Even if believing you making me look stupid
Man, I swear I'm bout to cry right now
Gotta have a quick conversation with my pride right now