[Verse 1]
Where did you come from?
A land where pretty girls
They sit all day and wait
To eradicate the human race

And as the days went on
You showed me just how wrong I was
To call you babe
Oh boy was that a big mistake

[Pre-Chorus]
I knew something was wrong
That's why I wrote you this song
You took my heart out
And served it on a plate

[Chorus]
I was just one of the many
Boys who thought that they could be
The one that holds you
The one that knows you
But now I'll show you

[Verse 2]
Remember our last date
Turned around you looked me in the eyes
And said goodbye
I hoped that all was just a lie
You left me standing there
Surrounded by those crappy words
You said to me
I pray to god you get herpes

[Pre-Chorus]
I knew something was wrong
That's why I wrote you this song

[Chorus]
I was just one of the many
Boys who thought that they could be
The one that holds you
The one that knows you
But now I'll show you

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
The one that holds you
The one that knows you
But now I'll show you

[Outro]
The one that holds you
That knows you
But now I'll show you (I'll show you... and get carried away)
The one that holds you
That knows you
But now I'll show you (I'll show you... and get carried away)

That holds you
That knows you
I'll show you

That holds you
That knows you
I'll show you