Yung Tax Collector
I’m A Dad
[Intro]
Hi, i'm a nice, white male who has finally had some children. I am happy to be a father because i can do all of these cool things. For example, i'll tell you right here in the form of a hip-hop song

[Producer Tag]
Jammy On The Beat, Boy

[Verse]
I can tell my kids big stories
About when i was in school, but they're kinda boring
I had straight A's all the time
Bullies never messed with me because i'm in my prime
When you're a father, you can do many things
Like tell your kids to go on the swing
Instead of be in your face
About "Hey, Dad? Can i do a car race?"
No, son, you can't have any money
But i'll tell you something real funny
Here, just pull my finger
Ha! i got you. i'm a little stinker
I'm gonna name my children Janiel and Jabecky
Her friends call her Jabecca but that's okay, i'm picky
I only want their names to start with a J
Just to be honest, i'm kinda craz-ay
What was i gonna say?
I don't really know, i'm kinda done for today
I'm gonna go take a nap anyway
I'll see you guys later, i'm gonna hit the hay