[Producer Tag]
Jammy on the beat, boy

[Verse 1]
Got a plastic straw so I throw it in the ocean
Drinkin' this Windex like it's a potion
Punch a couple orphans I get a promotion
Elbows so crusty I might need some lotion

[Verse 2]
Beat up some babies because they are evil
I might just go curb stomp some seagulls
They are so good at aggravating people
Joe Biden's a lizard wake up sheeple

[Verse 3]
Cop Coronavirus like it's the Jordans
I be overweight like I'm James Corden
Murder my family like I'm Lizzy Borden
Bully me at school, I got bullets retortion

[Verse 4]
Burn down an orphanage, I am an arson
Talk to little girls like my name is Carson
You thought I was done, I was just startin'
Hanging with yo girl on my face she be fartin'
[Interlude 1]
You know I've been thinking a lot recently about what's considered a felony and what's not considered a felony. And like, I mean, if the person consents to you stealing their identity, it's not technically a felony

[Verse 5]
Aight, bet my name is Larry
And yo girl throw it back like her name Terry
She be ridin' on me like I'm a ferry
In love with the money I wish I could marry

[Verse 6]
Pull up on yo cousin and she got an OnlyFans
Sign up ASAP, because I know I can
Say the N-word and I got permabanned
In my room watching Pokimane, why don't you just scram

[Verse 7]
I just hopped on COD finna say some slurs
You wanna smash?
For sure
Misgender a woman I called her sir
My whole life is a joke like my name is Murr

[Verse 8]
The only violence I like is domestic
And the booty, it was fantastic
I'm reading yo girl like she's Scholastic
And disappear when she pregnant like it's magic
[Interlude 2]
Whoa-ho-ho! That was fire! But I mean, it was kinda trash, nh. Nh, nh, eehhhh!-

[Verse 9]
Heard that she was 14 now I'm in jail
Throw away the IRS notice in the mail
Once I put out this song the feds'll be on my tail
Execute everyone who likes kale

[Verse 10]
Kidbehindacamera, gonna date a teenage girl
See a mixed race couple now I'm gonna hurl
But I'm kinda fruity so I do a little twirl
Bleach my teeth now it's white as a pearl